Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I feel good again:)

No really,without any shouting in front of the mirror or any self hypnotism:).I feel so peaceful.I know maybe because tomorrow is holiday:).I think I am addicted to write here,I don't have anything to write(actually I have some but those are private stuff,better for my diary:)),the blog project is over but I like my blog and I don't want to leave it:).

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Marketing Definitions


"...an organizational function and a set of processes for creating, communicating, and delivering value to customers and for managing customer relationships in ways that benefit the organization and its stakeholders."*

*Wikipedia

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Biological whistle and feeling good

Today I bluffed in the school that I usually sleep late at the night and wake up so early in the morning.Actually it is normally like that but after I came back to home(Friday is a lovely day that we finish at 2:))I felt so sleepy,then I thought it is ok to sleep for half an hour.When I woke up ,I just couldn't believe the clock.It was 11 and I slept the whole evening,what the f****!:(
should I forgive myself for this??:)
These days I feel like 24 hours is not enough for me.I don't know why I think I always have a lot to do and don't have enough time for it.The point is after dying we will have a lot of time to sleep and rest,but until that we should stay awake:),what a theory:).
I think I should buy a brand new biological whistle for my body:),because I really feel strange these days and now instead of doing my school works,I am writing here.

I learned something last week,a new way for feeling good.
I am sure almost everybody know about it but anyway I want to write about it,because it was so interesting for me how I felt differently just after 15 minutes.

2 days ago or maybe it was 3 days ago(I am too old to remember everything:))I looked at the mirror and I felt like...lets say it I felt very bad.But I didn't give up:).I started to say:"I feel great.":).I repeated and repeated this.Then I made a song with this,something like"I feel great...lay lay lay":)).I was whispering,otherwise my neighbor would kill me before I could feel better:)).I made all of the stupid figures that I could imagine in front of the mirror.I also mimicked everybody that made me feel bad.Then I started to see my face differently,maybe because I laughed a lot at myself.Just in a few minutes I really felt great and I felt great the whole day.I smiled all the day.One of the girls at school asked me:"Are you drunk?".I told her:"No,I just feel good:)".Other one told me that she must be at school until 4.I told her:"I have class until 7 and I feel great:)."
I know it is maybe a little bit stupid and also annoying for other people but honestly it was the only thing that I could do to force myself to open the door and go to school that day...
The point is our feelings are the only thing that we can control in our life.We cannot control other people's behavior and also we cannot control the events of the future .But we can decide to feel better and laugh at our problems.We can help ourselves to be more strong.We can help others to feel better by just a little compliment.I think life is difficult enough,we shouldn't make it more difficult.
Ok,the grand mother's speech is over:)).

I cannot decide to sleep again or start to do my home works.I think it is better to sleep again:)).

Feel good:).

Friday, March 16, 2007

Biological whistle made me embarrassed today :(

biological whistleToday we had a class with the teacher of this blog project.
He showed us everybody else's weblog. He searched for mine and it was the second one (after the wikipedia). I was so embarrassed because I thought I would be the first. Actually after the last post and updating my blog I was the first in google's list again. After I found out that I was just the first in google.com but in google.it I am the second one. I searched for "biological whistle" in google.fr, google.ca and other google's local sites. I am the second in all of them. I really don't know what is going on, but I just suggest in the local sites the process of updating index is slower than google.com. Maybe…Actually I have time until 26 of this month. But it looks so strange to me.
Last night I read an article about the history of Internet and also about the google in BBC.I was surprised when I read the founders of google began their work in a garage.
Ok,my biological whistle started to alarm and I have to sleep, if I can. Today I was happy for a second like ok, tomorrow we go to school and after it is the weekend, then I remembered all the things that I have to do for next week and ….
Happy weekend…:).

Sunday, March 11, 2007

"Biological whistle" and wiki

wikipedia deleted my biological whistle page.It is ok,actually creating it was a mistake:).
I don't know why my brain doesn't work these days.
I know that I have to write something here to update the page.Now I am the second in the list.First is the page which I made in wiki :).

That's funny because I compete with myself here:).

Friday, February 23, 2007

Welcome Mr.Google!

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I am soooo happy:).
After long time of waiting now I am the first in the list with and without quotation mark:).
Che figata (If I can use this word here,I am not sure:))!
I have to write something about "biological whistle" as soon as possible otherwise Mr.google will leave me:).

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I just want to say the world:” IT IS NOT MY FAULT!”

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I printed something today for 100 times and because the printer didn't work well (actually it happened just for me, and I think the printer hates me as well as Mr.google), I had to print my work with the other one. First printer broke rectangles. And now after printing with second one I have rectangles but actually it was a two-side print and I have extra white space that I cannot cut it or anything else (fit to margins?? It didn't work for this one!). The back and front are in different position and I swear that it was NOT my fault. Anyhow I just wanted to say goodbye because I am so tired of printing this thing and I am not going to correct it because simply it is uncorrectable. Then simply the teacher is going to kill me on the presentation. Last time he told me “you couldn’t make a straight line????” I told him “it was straight but the printer…”.I hardly think if he believed me. Then Mr.google I have more or less 48 hours to live, don't let me die with the wish to be appear on your list!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

The meaning of getting older for biological whistle

Sometimes I think about getting old but the best part is that is not bothering me. I think about being 30,and I don't know why I think it is a magic age. Honestly I never think about getting older than 30,I like 30s but I don't know if I can like 50s too or maybe 60s or hopefully 90s:).
Tonight I talked with a very special friend, who has been my friend for about 16 years, wow…. I am much older than I thought:). We were talking about relationships and she told me, as she is getting older she is just more loser magnet:)).
Maybe but is it just simple like this? Or maybe when we are getting older our values for a relationship change too. It is not like we are more loser magnet but we just see more people like losers:). As we gain more experiences regarding to more years that we live, we understand who we are and what we want (by what we want I don't mean "he is too short, she is too fat, he is not my type, her nose (or whatever:)) is too big" and etc here). Or maybe we just afraid of being hurt again and we are getting pickier.
In the other hands when you are 20 it is easier to say I am going to live with him in the toilet but I just want to be with him. However by time you realize that simply you cannot. Maybe toilet is too smelly to live in:). Or maybe we will be more realistic by getting older.
There is a proverb in Persian, when 2 people with no money want to get married, they always say: "what are you going to eat? Bread and love??":)
I think bread and love is not a problem, if you are really in love you can live in the toilet and eat bread and love and enjoy the smell and it is not other’s business:).
But I just wonder how many years you can live like this without hurting each other?
Any way I cannot finish this now;it is really a long story.
Today I chatted and talked with phone too much. And tomorrow maybe I will be homeless. Before Christmas one of my neighbors told the doorman that she is talking too much (I wonder why she didn't tell that I am breathing too), doorman told her that she is living alone and she doesn't have anybody to talk with but she insisted that I talked with somebody and he was answering too:)). She has two really ugly dogs and a son who is still living in the second world war and I think maybe he imagines that he is a soldier because he is a real trouble maker who shouts and make load noises and…enough of talking behind the bad neighbor, I just meant that today I really talked until late then tomorrow I will be in the street:).

PS. Mr.Google maybe you are getting older and pickier too. Or maybe I am too fat for you??:)

PS.2.Can you find any relation between subject of this post and the things that I wrote? I cannot. Then I just add when we are getting older our biological whistle getting older too:)…Really my imagination doesn’t work tonight…Actually it is not night anymore:).


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's day actually without biological whistle!

Here are two great greeting cards for Valentine’s Day to send to someone for make him/her laugh or maybe angry:).
Anti-Valentine's Day Teddy Bear
The Fortunate Amoeba

Friday, February 9, 2007

Biological whistle of Mr.Google

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A few days ago I searched for my blog to find out if it is finally listed in google. Guess what? Instead of mine, I found my teacher's blog with just one "biological whistle" word and mine with one hundred "biological whistle" word was not listed yet.I really don't know his secret but I have to learn it until March(the deadline).
Anyhow now my blog is listed in my teacher's blog. When other websites link to yours, you don't feel alone in the big Internet world!:)
But the benefit is not just emotionally:). Actually when other websites link to your website, especially websites with high page rank then Mr.google understands that you are something:).
Tonight I read an interesting article on the Internet about getting listed in google in less than 24 hours! Sounds great, yeah? What about google bombing?:)
As I read there just losers submit their address in google’s website submission form. Sadly I am one of those losers:).
I remember when National Geographic published a new edition of their World Atlas. In it, they had used the false name of Arabian Gulf in addition to the correct name Persian Gulf, to mark the gulf in southern Iran. You can read the whole story about the google bomb which helped a lot to save a historic name here.

Anyway these days my biological whistle started to alarm loudly and my face turn to a pimple farm (I am not sure if this word exist):(.I need to watch movies, sleep more, being online without searching for new words, articles and tutorials and at least have time for myself without being worry about all of the exams, projects and also Mr. google .It is not possible now but it will be possible within 2 weeks. Then until that time I will just dream about it and try to not look at the mirror to find new pimples:).

I think my next post will be about “biological whistle and pimples”:).
Interesting, yeah?:)

PS.I found a test about personality disorders. Take the test and be wondered how you are still alive with so many personality disorders:).

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Biological whistle delay

biological whistle delay
I found this cartoon a few days ago, and I am wondering if it is a type of biological whistle delay, the power of Viagra or really his walking stick?:)

What is “biological whistle”?

biological clock

Ok, first of all I think you must know about biological clock, do you? Don’t you? Have you ever traveled between two countries in different time zones?
Hopefully you have and if there was a big difference between two time zones, could you get your sleep well, on the first night upon your arrival?
I hope you didn’t because otherwise I would have to find another example:).
Biological clock is the body’s time zone:). It is the clock for just getting adapted to your habits and your life style. If you wake up everyday at 11 o’clock in the morning, it will be hard for you to force yourself to wake up at 6 o’clock. Or if you always go to bed at midnight, it will be hard to switch off at 8 p.m. You have to be counting sheep after sheep over and over again for hours and probably you will still fall asleep at about midnight. Remember the first day after Christmas holidays how hard was it to be on time for work or school? So then what is the “Biological whistle”?
“Biological whistle” is one’s body alarm. Sometimes it is an alarm for our biological clock; sometimes it is an alarm for our emotions and our needs. Sometimes the alarm goes off under the right circumstances, sometimes in the wrong condition but whatever it is, it is completely related to what we feel and what we need.
Having lunch everyday at 2:00? What happens if you don’t eat? Your “Biological whistle” starts to alarm by making noise in your stomach and telling you that you are hungry, if you don’t listen, “Biological whistle” tunes up the alarm, telling everybody in the room that you are hungry:).
I am not a biology expert, actually even if you ask me where the heart is located, I would probably need time to find its right location in the body:), but here I am going to discuss matters related to the “Biological whistle”.
I understand that discussing something that I defined previously; the biological whistle, is possibly too boring. However I don’t have a choice here. This is part of a project for school; therefore I cannot discuss relationships, computers or anything interesting unless I find a relation between that and the ”Biological whistle”! Then think about it and if you have any idea you can share it here.
It is fun to make a new meaning for something. It is just like creating, art may after all be just creating meaning for some meaningless concept!
We are hopefully going to have lots of fun here, also a good exercise for our imagination. I hope so:).
PS. If you happen to be a biologist, I would really appreciate it if you could come up with a better definition for the biological whistle;) .