Friday, February 23, 2007

Welcome Mr.Google!

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I am soooo happy:).
After long time of waiting now I am the first in the list with and without quotation mark:).
Che figata (If I can use this word here,I am not sure:))!
I have to write something about "biological whistle" as soon as possible otherwise Mr.google will leave me:).

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I just want to say the world:” IT IS NOT MY FAULT!”

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I printed something today for 100 times and because the printer didn't work well (actually it happened just for me, and I think the printer hates me as well as Mr.google), I had to print my work with the other one. First printer broke rectangles. And now after printing with second one I have rectangles but actually it was a two-side print and I have extra white space that I cannot cut it or anything else (fit to margins?? It didn't work for this one!). The back and front are in different position and I swear that it was NOT my fault. Anyhow I just wanted to say goodbye because I am so tired of printing this thing and I am not going to correct it because simply it is uncorrectable. Then simply the teacher is going to kill me on the presentation. Last time he told me “you couldn’t make a straight line????” I told him “it was straight but the printer…”.I hardly think if he believed me. Then Mr.google I have more or less 48 hours to live, don't let me die with the wish to be appear on your list!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

The meaning of getting older for biological whistle

Sometimes I think about getting old but the best part is that is not bothering me. I think about being 30,and I don't know why I think it is a magic age. Honestly I never think about getting older than 30,I like 30s but I don't know if I can like 50s too or maybe 60s or hopefully 90s:).
Tonight I talked with a very special friend, who has been my friend for about 16 years, wow…. I am much older than I thought:). We were talking about relationships and she told me, as she is getting older she is just more loser magnet:)).
Maybe but is it just simple like this? Or maybe when we are getting older our values for a relationship change too. It is not like we are more loser magnet but we just see more people like losers:). As we gain more experiences regarding to more years that we live, we understand who we are and what we want (by what we want I don't mean "he is too short, she is too fat, he is not my type, her nose (or whatever:)) is too big" and etc here). Or maybe we just afraid of being hurt again and we are getting pickier.
In the other hands when you are 20 it is easier to say I am going to live with him in the toilet but I just want to be with him. However by time you realize that simply you cannot. Maybe toilet is too smelly to live in:). Or maybe we will be more realistic by getting older.
There is a proverb in Persian, when 2 people with no money want to get married, they always say: "what are you going to eat? Bread and love??":)
I think bread and love is not a problem, if you are really in love you can live in the toilet and eat bread and love and enjoy the smell and it is not other’s business:).
But I just wonder how many years you can live like this without hurting each other?
Any way I cannot finish this now;it is really a long story.
Today I chatted and talked with phone too much. And tomorrow maybe I will be homeless. Before Christmas one of my neighbors told the doorman that she is talking too much (I wonder why she didn't tell that I am breathing too), doorman told her that she is living alone and she doesn't have anybody to talk with but she insisted that I talked with somebody and he was answering too:)). She has two really ugly dogs and a son who is still living in the second world war and I think maybe he imagines that he is a soldier because he is a real trouble maker who shouts and make load noises and…enough of talking behind the bad neighbor, I just meant that today I really talked until late then tomorrow I will be in the street:).

PS. Mr.Google maybe you are getting older and pickier too. Or maybe I am too fat for you??:)

PS.2.Can you find any relation between subject of this post and the things that I wrote? I cannot. Then I just add when we are getting older our biological whistle getting older too:)…Really my imagination doesn’t work tonight…Actually it is not night anymore:).


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's day actually without biological whistle!

Here are two great greeting cards for Valentine’s Day to send to someone for make him/her laugh or maybe angry:).
Anti-Valentine's Day Teddy Bear
The Fortunate Amoeba

Friday, February 9, 2007

Biological whistle of Mr.Google

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A few days ago I searched for my blog to find out if it is finally listed in google. Guess what? Instead of mine, I found my teacher's blog with just one "biological whistle" word and mine with one hundred "biological whistle" word was not listed yet.I really don't know his secret but I have to learn it until March(the deadline).
Anyhow now my blog is listed in my teacher's blog. When other websites link to yours, you don't feel alone in the big Internet world!:)
But the benefit is not just emotionally:). Actually when other websites link to your website, especially websites with high page rank then Mr.google understands that you are something:).
Tonight I read an interesting article on the Internet about getting listed in google in less than 24 hours! Sounds great, yeah? What about google bombing?:)
As I read there just losers submit their address in google’s website submission form. Sadly I am one of those losers:).
I remember when National Geographic published a new edition of their World Atlas. In it, they had used the false name of Arabian Gulf in addition to the correct name Persian Gulf, to mark the gulf in southern Iran. You can read the whole story about the google bomb which helped a lot to save a historic name here.

Anyway these days my biological whistle started to alarm loudly and my face turn to a pimple farm (I am not sure if this word exist):(.I need to watch movies, sleep more, being online without searching for new words, articles and tutorials and at least have time for myself without being worry about all of the exams, projects and also Mr. google .It is not possible now but it will be possible within 2 weeks. Then until that time I will just dream about it and try to not look at the mirror to find new pimples:).

I think my next post will be about “biological whistle and pimples”:).
Interesting, yeah?:)

PS.I found a test about personality disorders. Take the test and be wondered how you are still alive with so many personality disorders:).